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kaytlinschmaytlin:

Cleverbot is a demon, and is making me want to cry.

IT’S HOLLOW AND EMPTY

cas-get-into-my-ass:

kaytlinschmaytlin:

Cleverbot is a demon, and is making me want to cry.

IT’S HOLLOW AND EMPTY

(via ellenahszenitram)

A man cheats on his girlfriend named Lorraine with a girl named Clearly.

Suddenly, Lorraine died.

At the funeral, the man stands up and sings, “I can see Clearly now, Lorraine is gone.”

i’m done with this website OMG LMAO

(Source: laugh-til-ya-fart, via ellenahszenitram)

itsjustcoochie:

fuck your dreams kid.

itsjustcoochie:

fuck your dreams kid.

(Source: ciara-xx3, via titanium-muloy)

Don’t say that it didn’t mean anything or it was not worth it. If you’ve thought about her everyday or if you memorized her laugh, then at one point, she must have meant something to you.

(Source: yanilavigne, via ellenahszenitram)

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My lovely followers, please follow this blog immediately!

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

My lovely followers, please follow this blog immediately!

(Source: senpai-gamer)